May292012
  • rick: my cat is five, he is young adult (at least that is what it says on the pack of cat food)
  • kate: so he still likes Twilight?
November242011
  • rick: do you want some beans? they are delicious.
  • kate: no thanks, beans are not allowed according to my diet.
  • rick: but wine is not allowed as well!
  • kate: yeah, so I chose wine over beans. sue me
4AM
  • kate: my friend is performing tonight in a club in the suburbs. when I tried to check in, Facebook asked me, where am I. and that's the exact question I keep asking myself.
October212011
  • kate: isn't it too ambitious to put a photo of Cam Gigandet in my "to do" list?
September292011
  • kate: I need to get rid of my assistant for the time of our meeting.
  • rick: set up a desktop with Mila Kunis on his computer, give him a stack of paper napkins and that will keep him busy at least for an hour.
September152011
  • rick: I've found a nice topic starter - 'Once I tried calling Michael Bay'...
  • kate: So? I called David Duchovny, Clive Owen, George Clooney, Robert Downey Jr...
  • rick: And somehow you're still single.
September62011
  • kate: let's go and watch a new Jane Eyre movie.
  • rick: is this a movie for the girls who want to lose their virginity?
  • kate: no, that's the movie for 25-years-old girls who haven't lost their virginity yet.
September52011
  • kate: there's a website that totals an amount of hours spent watching TV-series. My score is 10 months
  • rick: it doesn't count marathons and re-watches. i've seen 10 seasons of Friends 10 times and 7 seasons of Buffy 5 times.
  • kate: i have nothing to be ashamed of
  • rick: maybe this is the reason we don't have friends
August222011
  • rick: ..She wants to make a bet. If I weight 70 kilos by september 22nd she becomes my personal driver for a week. If not - I sing in front of a crowd of people in a bar wearing boa and glitter
  • kate: I think it's a win / win situation
July282011
  • kate: and she had this strange thing about my assistant - she was always around him and asking about him when he was away...
  • rick: but I used to be her crush!
  • kate: yeah, but now you are my assistant's crush, and it is even better.
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